No...Its not Navjot Singh Sidhu's birthday! While I was surfing the internet, I found some of the most interesting quotes you would ever hear from a cricket commentator. So I thought of sharing it with my fellow cricket loving people. 
You may love this man or hate him completely, but be it Cricket or Comedy Nights with Kapil, it is hard to ignore him!
Some Cricket commentators like Russel Arnold or Ranjit Fernando would bore you to death. But having commentators like Geofrey Boycott, Richie Benaud, Harsha Bhogle, Ravi Shastri, Tony Greig, etc is always a treat for cricket fans. Here is some sample of sidhuism I found on a networking site. I bet after reading this, many of you would be on the floor unable to control your laughter!
Sidhuism :
1.That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.
3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter.
6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
8. He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!
10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.
12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala..one falls and everything else falls!
17. You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs.
18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
21. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain,T&T. "Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."
22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
29. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
30. Statistics are like bikinis… what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential!
31. Spit on your hands! Take the black flag! And start slitting throats!
32. Wickets are like wives… you never know which way they will turn!
33. He looks like a brooding hen over a China egg!
34. It is very difficult to kill a man who is hell bent on committing suicide!
35. He is as innocent as a freshly laid egg!
36. When you are dining with the demons, you’ve got to have a long spoon!
37. If ‘ifs and buts’ were ‘pots and pants’ there would be no tinkers!
38. The ball went so high it could have got an air hostess on its way down!
39. This team is like bicycles in a cycle stand… one falls and the entire row falls!
40. The scoreboard is running faster than an Indian Taximeter!
41. The batsman is like a three-wheeler. Sucks a lot of fuel, but cannot go beyond 30!
42. The wily fox is back… it is an ill omen when a fox licks the lambs!
43. A big outcry but no outcome!
44. All that comes from a cow is not milk!
45. Just because a rose smells sweet, you do not use it in the soup!
Hope you enjoyed them :)
You may love this man or hate him completely, but be it Cricket or Comedy Nights with Kapil, it is hard to ignore him!Some Cricket commentators like Russel Arnold or Ranjit Fernando would bore you to death. But having commentators like Geofrey Boycott, Richie Benaud, Harsha Bhogle, Ravi Shastri, Tony Greig, etc is always a treat for cricket fans. Here is some sample of sidhuism I found on a networking site. I bet after reading this, many of you would be on the floor unable to control your laughter!
Sidhuism :1.That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.
3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter.
6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
8. He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!
10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.
12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala..one falls and everything else falls!
17. You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs.
18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
21. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain,T&T. "Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."
22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
29. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
30. Statistics are like bikinis… what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential!
31. Spit on your hands! Take the black flag! And start slitting throats!
32. Wickets are like wives… you never know which way they will turn!
33. He looks like a brooding hen over a China egg!
34. It is very difficult to kill a man who is hell bent on committing suicide!
35. He is as innocent as a freshly laid egg!
36. When you are dining with the demons, you’ve got to have a long spoon!
37. If ‘ifs and buts’ were ‘pots and pants’ there would be no tinkers!
38. The ball went so high it could have got an air hostess on its way down!
39. This team is like bicycles in a cycle stand… one falls and the entire row falls!
40. The scoreboard is running faster than an Indian Taximeter!
41. The batsman is like a three-wheeler. Sucks a lot of fuel, but cannot go beyond 30!
42. The wily fox is back… it is an ill omen when a fox licks the lambs!
43. A big outcry but no outcome!
44. All that comes from a cow is not milk!
45. Just because a rose smells sweet, you do not use it in the soup!
Hope you enjoyed them :)
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